Cracker Barrel

A white person’s cock that is fatter than long

That man over there’s got a huge Cracker Barrel

by OverlordObama June 14, 2021

cracker

a cracker a a slur for a white person to say similar to the n word

"man whats up my cracker"

by big toe bro October 11, 2022

Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack

The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.

Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.

by meatbaggie November 9, 2019

Cracker Barrel

A term to describe some of the stupid shit white people do, like over-using mayonnaise , being exactly on time for a party, or wearing boat shoes.

Did you see Becky dipping her french fries in mayonnaise? That is so cracker barrel!

Or
Chad was the first one to arrive at the party and was able to help finish setting up. He looked so Cracker Barrel in his boat shoes with no socks, kakis, and teal polo shirt.

by Candy Ass Smartie January 16, 2023

Nut Cracker

A game in which a group of boys stand in a circle, and in the middle there is a cracker, the boys must masturbate at the same time, and the last boy to ejaculate on the said cracker has to eat it.

Yo we were playing the Nut Cracker game, and Daves had hella smegma on the cracker

by Ortis Barash May 20, 2025

cracker containment zone

A room made up of almost exclusively middle aged white people.

guy 1: Did you see the pics from the MTG lecture last Friday?
guy 2: Yeah, it was a total cracker containment zone.

by graggler August 31, 2023

Cheese cracker

when someone is afraid to do an action or " something" the original term is "scary cat" also known as "pussy" and not everyone has the right to use that word and some people might find it offensive to use so the term should be " Cheese Cracker".

chad: hey bro let's go rob this old lady
Juan: man I don't know, it just doesn't seem right
Chad: don't be a CHEESE CRACKER !

by cheesecrack4L July 26, 2020