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Russian Monster Truck

The act of inserting one's entire head into another individuals anus before screaming as loud as possiblem, with goal of creating a sound - wave based, sensual experience.
SONIC: "Yo Eggggggman, nice booty."

DR. ROBOTNIK: "Lets see how much you REALLY love my cheeks, hedgehog!"

SONIC: "Alright! I'm gonna eat this entire Chili Dog, than wear you like a hat Doc!"

DR. ROBOTNIK: "At long last, after Sonic gives me a RUSSIAN MONSTER TRUCK, the seven chaos emeralds will finally be mine!

SONIC: "Here we go!"
by Flooperzz August 24, 2025
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Russian Percentage

A seriously mishandled percentage, generally referring to a set of percentages that exceed 100%. Usually the total sum is then alluded to being 140%. Also used to sarcastically cast doubt on a statement of 100%, insinuating that the actual percentage is lower (100 out of a 140, for example)

Derived from the Russian parliamentary election of 2011, where some TV reports claimed a voter turnout of 146%, sparking allegations of voter fraud and becoming an internet meme.

see also: 140% Russia
A: I'm 100% sure of that!
(A turns out wrong)
B: Those were Russian percentages, eh?

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A: I'll do that 100% certainly until tomorrow!
B: Is that out of a 100 or a 140 percent?
by Lord_Shmebulock May 16, 2018
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Russian break-in

Girl:i wanna be dominated
Guy: Russian break-in
by ThatOneSusFriend December 5, 2022
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Russian Sunshine

The act of peeing in your lover's vagina during sex.
What the fuck, Mark! You did NOT just give me a Russian Sunshine!
by BrokenMelon June 9, 2023
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Winking in Russian

When a woman gapes her butthole open and closed
That stripper is winking in Russian at me
by Jonny_0blivion January 24, 2019
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Russian asset

Anyone that disagrees with the narrative of the Democratic Party
Person 1: I'm leaving the Democratic Party. They no longer represent my values

Person 2: Wow. You are such a traitor and a Russian asset!
by ReaperMan26 October 11, 2022
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Russian Blowjob

Verb; the act (or acts) of using the breasts of a woman to envelope & masturbate a males privates as well as performing oral.

formerly a boob-job
“Brother, jacks mom took me home after the game & gave me the sloppiest russian blowjob!”
by Feroluci July 3, 2024
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