Neptune's lick

When you shit and the water splashes up and touches your balls

So Jordyn at 1 o'clock in the morning decides to take a shit, so he plants his ass on the toilet and takes a poop, and a Neptune's Lick happens

by SSS_Stratos November 14, 2021

Lettuce Licking

When someone is passionate about a certain situation, whether it’s politics or environmental situations

She is a lettuce licking liberal

by Sassycheetah September 1, 2018

lick

When you’re getting your spanked as a punishment, a lick equals one hit with a belt, switch, or whatever your parents used.

“I tried to be clever and put on 3 layers of jeans before my grandparents got home to beat my ass, but my grandpa caught on and gave me 10 extra licks.”

by George N. May 2, 2025

Devious lick

Slang for gay people to lick someone butthole

Alex: "Look at that hot guy there, want to do a devious lick on him?"

by EliteBookTrains May 5, 2022

Devious Lick

Stealing or damaging an object from school with the hopes of getting views of TikTok.

“Did you see this Devious Lick?”
“Is that the one where he stole a soap dispenser?”

by Abby From Wii Sports September 15, 2021

devious lick

a good steal, something typically stolen from school

Did you know that Daniel stole a paper towel dispenser from the 3rd floor, what a devious lick.

by berkleyy September 10, 2021

Licking matches

Basically when you literally lick a match but your best friend's gf thought it was a euphemism for licking a tit. So now it's a euphemism for licking tit

"I was licking matches with jenny last night"
"Ew omg gross"
"No as in literally licking matches"
"Oh okay. Still gross tho"

by Fennejenny May 16, 2018