lick fip

the dick of a female

Conner stop sucking maria's lick fip

by caoner November 16, 2020

Licking Smurf

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a frozen corpse to soothe ones burnt tongue.

"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."

by Realists June 2, 2022

lick of love

When a person licks their true loved neck

Girl: Why did you lick Mr
Man: It was the lick of love

by TheRealHarshTruth March 28, 2015

Licking her wounds

The act of eatin' dat bitch out while she bleedin' from her baby hole

Aww hell yeah, Becky got her period today. Imma be licking her wounds all night!

by anonymous December 11, 2020

devious lick

the latest challenge to gain popularity on the social media platform which involves students posting videos that show them stealing, damaging or showing off items taken from school

nate: bro i just hit a devious lick
jake: lemme see what u got
nate: a soap dispenser

by suckondeeznuts September 26, 2021

devious lick

When something is stolen usually for tik tok cloudy at school.

Tom" yo I just hit the most devious lick 😈,the toilet"

by Gotmgood September 18, 2021

Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

by Flamingecko November 20, 2020