Magic Carpet Ride

A magic Carpet ride is when your doing a chick and donkey punch her. You then ride her down the stairs.

I had a Magic Carpet Ride with my girlfriend down the spiral staircase.

by HP July 18, 2003

Rides a girl's bike

One who sucks at life is said to "ride a girl's bike"

That Harrison kid is a real tool with no friends. He obviously rides a girl's bike.

by trillonline.com November 21, 2002

Texas sleigh ride

A sleigh ride without the snow or the consent of the "rider". A noose is placed around the neck of the "rider" and then tied to the back of a horse or pickup. The "rider" is then dragged until he/she is dead.

Hey, lets give that fag Bobby a Texas sleigh ride.

by TE. Newman July 22, 2008

White-knuckle ride

When your knuckle are made white from grasping onto the bowl as you take a fierce dump.

That Chinese buffet cut me up. As soon as I got my ass home I took the white-knuckle ride.

by Carl Panzram Jr. June 8, 2004

ride my volvo

alexis is awesome. ftw. anyways...it means that you hump a car while having sex. you usually get your car all dirty so do it on a strangers car have fun girls and boiiiis(:

I think we're finally at the stage in our relationship where you totally get to ride my volvo (;

by kingkong1 February 21, 2009

Ride Da Punani

Yo Ride Da Punani Mean a bit a nobbin innit. If you is a bit batty Iz clear it up. Fer real it mean to have sex in a right banging style boyaka.

Yo bredren mez gonna ride da punani tonight hardcore stylez does you want to watch.

by MC Liquid November 19, 2004

Polish Bike Ride

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, he grips her waist,lifts his feet and starts kicking her in the breasts.

I gave my wife a polish bike ride. now she has brusies all over her tits.

by Trevor November 12, 2004