Jake Paul

A fellow intelectuall. One of top ten smartest humans. He is extremely mature, cool, savage, rich, strong,... a guy to be jealous of. He catched the man who got his foot fungus in the burgers (number 15). His brother is his best friend, Logan Paul. Hired by Emoji Movie, he acted the role of Jailbreak (I was confused at first too).

This is all true (100%)
I am not sarcastic.

"WHAT ARE THOSE?"
"TRADICIJA? JAKE PAUL FOR LIFE"

by CAOZAUVEK March 3, 2018

Uncle Paul

Uncle Paul /- noun.

A white male supervisor, considered to be excessively accommodating , obedient, or scared of retaliation, from subordinates of color.

We have a lot of Call'ins (absentees) at my job because my manager is an Uncle Paul.

by 6+1 June 13, 2018

mini jake paul

Mini version of the youtube jake paul

PERSON: Omg that looks like jake paul!!
PERSON2: But hes smaller than jake paul?!
PERSON: So it must be mini jake paul!!
PERSON2: WOW!!!!
PERSON: WOW!!!!

by ImJakePaul September 13, 2017

Saint Paul Academy

A private school in Saint Paul Minnesota known for its small size and tough academics. Also known as SPA, their mascot is the Spartan and their rivals are fellow Tri-Metro Conference members, The Blake School (Bears) and the Breck School (Mustangs). The students that go here are, for the majority, smart, financially well off,sensible, and white.

Saint Paul Academy is an academic powerhouse, with a lot more athletic potential than they are given credit for.

by DOMINATOR AF January 10, 2012

jai paul

btstu only got as much attention as it did because of drake's song dreams money can buy.

(Before dreams money can buy.)

Guy 1:"Do you know Jai Paul!?"

Guy 2:''...no?"

(After dreams money can buy.)
Guy1:"Do you know Jai Paul!"

Guy 2:" YES OF COURSE!"

by yeeebaby August 6, 2011

Mitchell Paul Jones

A Mitch Jones is whatever you want it to be. If you want it to be your best friend, done! Worst enemy, done! If your a Mitch Jones than you could get almost any woman you want. But you don't because you don't want you're wife to kick everybody's butt. A Mitch Jones is tuff. If you tried to eat a Mitch Jones you would have to chew just one piece till you were 80 years old. He could beat you and your dad up even if he was 5 years old. But he doesn't. If your lucky.

Man I don't know what to do with my life. Should I help the hungry, or cure cancer?

Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?

by Jason Jay Shields December 14, 2020

Paul X Toast

Two gay men denying their affection to each other. But makeout in Minecraft anyways.

Paul X Toast is Great.

by Paul the Bussy Master 69 December 10, 2022