badly packed taco 

Simile to describe the appearance of a female's genitalia, an unfortunate lady's horribly deformed fadge.

"Charles my dear boy, why on earth did you break up with that delightful Diana?"
"Well ma'ma, she was delightful in all respects other than down there, I am telling you it was like going down on a badly packed taco!"
"Indeed, one hears similar rumours of Princess Grace of Monaco, its a real growler I've heard, the staff at the palace commented it could rip your fucking arm off!"

'The Queen and I', The unofficial biography of HRH Elizabeth II, by Andy McNab

badly packed taco by Peter Cunningham May 19, 2008

packing blade

To conceal or carry a knife or dagger for personal protection. A less expensive alternative to packing heat or carrying a pistol or revolver.

Jamal was packing blade to protect himself while walking through the streets at night.

packing blade by Intelligent Pollack January 4, 2009

packing each other's parachutes 

having a homoerotic moment

those two hang out together all the time.

yeah, i think they are definitely packing each other's parachutes

packing each other's parachutes by nevvaknow October 7, 2008

packadew 

A pack of mountain dew

Get a packadew at the store

packadew by dou the dew January 30, 2009

Packet Rat 

A total Bad-Ass. The word is originally a nautical term for tough Irish men who sailed the north Atlantic. They were the best drinkers and singers. Not interested in anything fancy, they were talented sailors, and hardcore dudes.

In modern use, a Packet Rat doesn't need to have a direct connection to the sea, or a connection to Ireland, they would just be an immensely hardcore fellow.

A: That guy's a hardcore sunnuvuhbitch...
B: A Packet Rat, through and through.

Packet Rat by wizzoh March 29, 2009

packing chub 

When a man gets an erection, but it does not lift up. Instead it just stays there but becomes a bit bigger and less soft than usual. That is when a man is packing chub.

"I tried to have sex with this girl, but i don't know what happened. I couldn't get it up. I was just packing chub.

packing chub by Dictionroy June 23, 2010

packing the musket 

The act of inserting a long, thin object into a male's urethra, as far as it will go.

-Dude what are you doing with that glow-stick?!?!
-Im just packing the musket man.

packing the musket by T-Killa! November 19, 2010