smurf pussy

beaten pussy that becomes black and blue after constant poundage

or when a blue midget crawls into a pussy

i fucked that bitch so hard i gave that her a smurf pussy

look out smurf in the hole

by fat sweaty chode October 6, 2008

Fish pussy

Someone with a pussy that resembles the smell of a fish. You go down on it, and your nose hair burns. DAMN THAT SHIT SMELLS BAD. You get a boner and then you notice the stench and the weiner goes all floppy.

"damn Ashley had some fish pussy, I couldn't even finish"

by GetIt89912 March 16, 2015

pussy train

1. A term describing a group of girls who walk as a pack wherever they go. They usually appear at public venues and are without any male friends. If a male is with them he is most definitely gay, whipped, or the conductor.

Male 1: Dude check out those girls.
Male 2: I love the caboose on that pussy train.

Male 1: Dude be my wingman I wanna ride that pussy train.
Male 2: ALL ABOARD!

by A. Yoakum (H and E) August 25, 2010

pike pussy

A pike pussy is a wimpy-type individual who fly fishes for northern pike under a strick code of ethics covering proper etiquette, drinking, emotional behavior, personal hygiene and style of living. The evolution of a pike pussy began in the early 21 century with the goal of attaining a status eqivalent to Scotland’s renowned St. Andrews Golf Club.

It is suggested that when a Pike Pussy falls down he momentarily reduce his alcoholic intake. If a pike pussy gets injured, for example, imbeds a hook in his finger he should remain calm, fetch bolt-cutters, remove hook, and apply Vagisil. The remainder of the day the patient may be called a Dumbass Pussy. If you accidentally or intentionally hook your fishing partner, remove hook before next cast. If it is a simple clothing-hook, this is considered a no-harm-no-foul infraction, but if you hook him in the ass then a heartfelt apology should be given.

by Sir Roger Ayers November 10, 2007

Mr Pussy

1) n. A male who holds a reputation for his skill in, and love of, eating pussy.

1) Josh is a regular Mr Pussy, chicks love him.

by El Mijon April 30, 2006

Imminent Pussy

A sexual encounter that is likely to occur at any moment; guaranteed sex. A situation where getting ass is all but certain.

Dude, I am feeling so lazy. It is going to take some imminent pussy to get me off my ass!

by The Supporter (again) December 22, 2008

Pussy Rage

Acting out in a violent fit when your local animal shelter won't release your pussy cat you wish to adopt.

If the animal shelter doesn't let my daughter take her cat home today I will straight up have pussy rage!

by Death Trooper April 8, 2011