Old Lady Face

When a young woman has a face that does not match her correct age, and looks way older.

"That girl totally has old lady face..."

by Honkerzzz69 November 12, 2011

9 year olds

A pewdiepie subscriber

I got 9 year olds so just hold you defecation

by HoveringCat March 15, 2019

Dirty Old Dave

dirty old dave related to a man who drives a white van commonly called dave and likely to be a pervert with a keen interest in prostitutes.

a song to the tune of dirty old town has been changed to

dirty old dave,

dirty old dave
hes a dirty old man
with a dirty old plan

this is a more detailed version of a typical white van man

that man over there, looking at those women is a ;dirty old dave' keep away from him at all costs.

by jennI October 6, 2012

14 year old

The age where these little shits enter Twitter and whine about everything. They always think they're right, they have a disability where they say STAN LOONA and spam certain emojis. If your child is 14 abandon them, then take them back when they've matured.

Girl: "I'm a 14 year old now dad."
Dad: "I've packed your bags 15 years ahead of time."
Girl: "At least I was planned.."
Dad: "Yeah now your fatherless."

by Onlineretard September 30, 2021

Old Man River

Describing somebody as an Ol' Man River may seem lighthearted, but it can be a profound and deeply offensive slur. It denotes a certain air of premature decrepitude, of abandoned dreams and failed goals, of a life without youth, born into middle-agedness, and an adolescence as exciting, fun, and fulfilling as the average octogenarians visit to the doctor's office.

"Dylan is such an Old Man River! Male to male exchange is really his only active hobby."

"Where's Debra Heart?" "Sleeping like Old Man River in there."

"Hey, you know that awkward-euro ginger kid that works at OVT?" "Yeah, that's Old Man River!"

by J3Insider November 4, 2011

old battle axe

One's spouse or partner. Same as ball and chain.

Can't come out tonight. Gotta go meet the old battle axe.

by Twin Dongs February 18, 2017

old man shuffle

The slow shuffle that a hungover man takes while walking to the car to play golf.

When Andrew started his old man shuffle to the car, Joel remarked: "Look at him, he's so old."

by Youngmanshuffle August 2, 2007