cold thunder

A threat to a person that you’ll absolutely fuck them up

1: ur so stupid
2: shut up fuckass
1: you about to feel this cold thunder

by botnigs October 28, 2023

Cold

A line from Churgney Gurgney's "SUBTERFUGE WITH LYRICS", usually being accompanied by a render of 2017x. Many people find this annoying.

Person A: "I walked out, and the whole group just stared at me, saying nothing. Cold."
Person B: "...Cold?"

by comically large hammer January 18, 2025

cold back

A negative terms towards Canadians

(Friend) That Canadian was rude and judgemental.

(Me) meh fuckem he's a cold back anyways

by caleb5009 February 19, 2018

The pizzas getting cold

When your high is staring to wear off.

{Guy 1} Hey, Dude the pizzas getting cold {Guy 2} Oh shit dude, lets bake another one!

by JayyBird October 30, 2010

Cold Fish

A weak handshake where one grasps the knuckles/fingers of a person’s hand instead of a full, in-palm hand grab.

“Hey man, nice to see you!”
*other person gives lazy handshake*
“You cold fished me man!”

by GetOlympiaBitch January 30, 2020

Cold Stone

When you get a rock-hard erection from a very cold temperature, usually around 20 to 30 degrees Fahrenheit. Very similar to morning wood.

“Dude, I can’t fuckin’ walk like this. I have cold stone right now.”

by Fuckedous March 15, 2018

midwesterner cold medicine

An alcoholic beverage containing some type of tea “served hot” with whisky and typically a little lemon and honey is added.

This gorgeous girl and I got a little tipsy on some Midwesterner cold medicine when we went to look at the Christmas lights down town.

Also referred to as a “hottie Tottie”

by McGooo November 23, 2022