Noah is a person who likes sparkly guitars. He is very expressive with his hands and is quite but won’t shut up.
Person1:”hey have you seen Noah?”
Person2:”no I think he left early to go play Roblox on VR”
Person1:”he didn’t even clean up his hotdog station…”
Person3:”He’s just a kid”
Person2:”no I think he left early to go play Roblox on VR”
Person1:”he didn’t even clean up his hotdog station…”
Person3:”He’s just a kid”
by WendysWazoo August 12, 2022
Get the Noahmug. by Jonmer April 2, 2025
Get the Noah Hilemanmug. Noah is someone who you can trust with personal information, things you cant tell to anyone else, even your most trusted person. They will stay by your side until they are unable to love anymore. Trust them how you would want to be trusted, believe them, love them unconditionally, or you’ll miss them when they let go.
by laughingdiscoball July 21, 2024
Get the noahmug. He is a very handsome boy, who is aways chased by boys. He loves boys and her dads. The funniest thing about him is, that his cock is so long, that it reachs his his own mouth.
by Airwaves46 November 22, 2021
Get the Noahmug. A selfish piece of shit that only thinks of himself and doesn’t care about anyone around him. Noah is definitely not the type of guy you want to be around, because he’s unfunny and retarded. This is why Noah gets absolutely no bitches, and even if he does talk to some girls, he scares them away after a few days of them talking to his boring personality. If you do meet a kind hearted and genuine guy named Noah, you’re definitely a lucky person, because those people are hard to find.
Girl 2: What happened to that guy you were talking to?
Girl 1: He’s a total weirdo!
Girl 2: No wonder his name is Noah.
Girl 1: He’s a total weirdo!
Girl 2: No wonder his name is Noah.
by dreadheadlover545 June 17, 2023
Get the Noahmug. From the English term “no, I’m” commonly used in the South Eastern United States. According to the New Testament Noah was a ship builder who fell overboard and got sucked up into a whale’s vagina and survived for eleven days until he was queefed out and survived by floating up to surface via queef bubble.
by Mr Stubby Butt July 15, 2019
Get the Noahmug. 