that boy didn’t build an ark he BUILT like an ark tho . also, noah gay as hell. he’s big hungry all the time with his cookie monster pants. noah tried too hard to be funny and should chill out because he has a small dick. noah also always wants gas and drank.
guy 1: “bro why is he trying so hard to be funny!?”
guy 2: “idk but he built like an ark too so i bet he’s a noah “
guy 1: “u right”
guy 2: “idk but he built like an ark too so i bet he’s a noah “
guy 1: “u right”
by hunnnn January 9, 2018
Get the Noahmug. The man I'm absolutely in love with,the boy I want to marry as soon as possible. He's so perfect and amazing he's kind, understanding, smart, he knows everything, he's always right, and he's just perfect for me in every way possible. I hope I'll be with him for eternity.
I hope him and I will live together in our goth mansion with our pets, possums, satanic things and plushies. I hope we will have our dream wedding and I hope that when him and I see eachother and when we lock eyes we will fall in love as much as we did the first night we met . Through all this time we have been together I have fallen for him harder and I hope he has done the same for me.
I hope him and I will live together in our goth mansion with our pets, possums, satanic things and plushies. I hope we will have our dream wedding and I hope that when him and I see eachother and when we lock eyes we will fall in love as much as we did the first night we met . Through all this time we have been together I have fallen for him harder and I hope he has done the same for me.
I love you noah <3
by Hell0kitty. October 9, 2021
Get the Noah <3mug. Noah is an amazing guy who will love you no matter what. he will show you love even when you feel like you don’t deserve it. he is your best friend he listen to all your problems with out complaint you are really lucky to have him and you don’t tell him that enough only think you would change is for him to buy you chicken shack but other than that he’s pretty much perfect for you. -Pricilla btw i love you and want chicken shack
by anonymous November 8, 2021
Get the noahmug. Noah is an all around great guy (Who is smoking hot)with an amazingly funny personality! He is a dirty blonde/brown haired boy who is always making jokes and trying to cheer everybody’s day. Even when he is sad, he will still try to make your day.
by AmazingmcCool January 15, 2020
Get the Noahmug. by Ggbhgvg November 25, 2021
Get the Noahmug. A Noah is a person that likes to play fast games like DOOM and Quake. In the storie Noah ark, the world is ending and god tells know to grab two of ever animals and a boat put them all in the boat a Noah can get scared and put all eggs in one the basket and dips.
by RATMAN1232 June 10, 2022
Get the stop being a Noahmug. Noah Schnapp is one of the most amazing and sweetest people out there. He loves his fans and cares for them so much. If you ever have the opportunity to be his friend don't pass it up but also don't use him because that is a once in a lifetime opportunity that many people can't but would love to have. If you ever get the chance to meet him you're very lucky as well.
by LindsayLovesNoah November 14, 2020
Get the Noah Schnappmug.