CT Jams

Also known as custom track jams. They are a competition (Cool).

I am participating in the next CT Jams! You shouldn't have revealed that information, only when the track-list is finialized. Oh.

by kiwipowergreen November 21, 2021

Jam Jacket

Great code word for Sanitary towel or hilarious offensive name calling

" Hey Jerry, grab me some jam jackets from the drug store"
OR
"Come here you jam jacket"

by badbearbeanbag February 2, 2015

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022

Traffic Jam

An awesome-ass original song made by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It's about a guy and he's stuck in the middle of a traffic jam. Yeah, who would've guessed. Listen to it, it's really good.

Person 1: Aw, man, I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam...
Person 2: I haven't moved one inch from this here spot...
Person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
Person 2: Traffic Jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
Person 1: Oh, shit, that fucking awesome-ass song by "Weird Al" Yankovic???
Person 2: Traffic Jam, my radiator's boiling hot...
Person 1: And now I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam.

by weird al yankovic fan number f January 13, 2025

Clit Jamming

The act of a woman dj-ing there bean like mad to the jamming rhythm of HEAVY METAL!

"Kitty" had the heaviest of orgasms after a late night session of clit jamming to rammstien on her clit guitar!

by Dfiler420 February 23, 2019

Ram Jams

Very large, very perky breasts on an older woman.

Nancy Pelosi has the best pair of Ram Jams I’ve seen on an old broad in years.

by bean bag testicles September 2, 2020

Jammed

To be under the influence of heavy narcotics.

Mainly Oxycodone/Percocet/Morphine/etc.

In order to spot someone being totally jammed. They must be nodding off during mid-conversation, constricted pupils (almost pinpoint), and look like the usual junkie.

How many fucking op's you take? You're fucking jammed, aren't you?

by EazieWeezie July 19, 2019