box night 

The act of masturbating together, to porn, wearing a box on the head to avoid seeing each other. Because that would be awkward.
Might have be triggered by the ridiculous house prices in London forcing adults to share flats.

Up for a box night?
Yeh!
Bring your own box. I've just got one.

box night by The Q. January 22, 2014

HBO movie night 

A movie night in which two or more friends watch a porno on HBO in the early morning. The titles run from Voodoo Dollz love potion #9, Cleavagefield and Naked Lust. During this sporting event the friends must make a lulsworthy commentary about the movie currently being watched.

The classic way for this sport to be played is with 2 friends, guys after playing a lot of video games and are too worn out to do any other shit.

K: Dude i'm done with cod for the night, wanna have an HBO movie night?

E: Sure man Voodoo Dollz is on!

Later On

K: AW DUDE YOU CAN'T JUST FUCK HER RIGHT AFTER YOU FUCKED THE OTHER GUY WHO WAS BUGGIN OUT 5 SECONDS AGO.

E: OH OF FUCKING COURSE YOU'RE GONNA HOOK UP WITH THE GIRL WHO IS GETTING RAPED BY A VOODOO DOLL.

wait wtf?

HBO movie night by kdogyam March 6, 2010

girls' night out 

when a group of girls go out to a restrarant for drinking and leave their boyfriends/husbands behind, usually ending in 1 of 4 ways:
1: Girl passes out in a pool of their own vomit
2: A boyfriend/husband shows up and sees them
3: Girl cheats on boyfriend--Boy doesnt notice.
4: Girl cheats on boyfriend--Boy sees/figures out... and commits suicide.

1: *Throws up/passes out* Girl: "Lets go"
2: *Boy shows up* Girlfriend of boy: "Ahhh run dont let him see me!!"
3: *XXX* Girl: "Your much better than <Insert boy name here>!!"
4: *Boy finds out about XXX* Boy: "No... it cant be... *Kills self*

girls' night out by One of the #4 bois, not dead yet obviously, pills October 7, 2003

Half-night stand

Similiar to a one night stand,

Except being stopped halfway through and asked to leave

Man A- 'How did it go with that chick last night?'
Man B- 'Pah, it were horrible, I think my cock was too big and was hurting her, so she stopped halfway through and asked me to leave'
Man A- 'Thats weak dude, I thought she was into you too'
Man B- 'Yep, just a half-night stand for me'

Half-night stand by llihp notwen November 22, 2011

twelfth night

A play by William Shakespeare involving a drunk guy, a pirate, a girl pretending to be a eunuch, another girl who has a thing for eunuchs, an idiot, a stuck-up puritan, and an emo clown. It contains lesbian and gay undertones and has some sweet insults. Best thing ever.

"If music be the food of love, play on!" - Twelfth night, I.i

twelfth night by Romanshoes September 8, 2007

M. Night Shama Lama Ding Dong Ding Dong Dang 

it is a tune you would sing if you wanted to say M. Night Shyamalan's name in a different way

i just saw one of M. Night Shama Lama Ding Dong Ding Dong Dang's movies

M. Night Shama Lama Ding Dong Ding Dong Dang by Nick Farlen January 26, 2011

Same shite different night 

An extra rhymic tweak to "same shit different day".

Same shit different day!
Same shite different night!

Same shite different night by Iliya Bolotyansky March 5, 2008