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Trap Music

Pure agony and torture in the form of music.
Friend: Trap music is the best music genre and it is way better than classic rock!
Me: Go away you dumb piece of s**t!
by Dray’s Dictionary March 13, 2021
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muscle car

First off
if you say that muscle cars are stupid, slow, crappy, redneck cars, or technologically inferior you are a total jackass and you need to go get into your honda civic with the body kit and the huge fin that makes it look like it can go over 110 and go drive off a cliff. Skylines, NSX's etc are acceptable cars but are still pieces of shit in comparison to most muscle cars. Your car sounds like shit, probably because i can go down and buy a soda bottle that holds more than the entire motor of your "hi performance" car.
A muscle car is a real mans car. in order to better understand this lets go into the definition of "man"
a man is a male human being with balls and a dick.
if you dont have the balls to drive a real car then dont try to soup it up to make you feel like you actually are adequate in bed, you arent
real mens cars are muscle cars (PREFERABLY fords but any american made high horsepower vehicle is elligable.)
if its made in japan
its a piece of shit
and if you dont have respect for americans because our cars "suck" then move to fucking japan, cuz no one wants you here.
You are a ricing little bitch, 1.6 liters??? my soda holds more than that. Hell, i can piss more than that. The 11th commandment is there is no substitute for cubic inches, so go get a clue you little bitches. you show me a japanese car with over 2000 horsepower and then we'll talk. There are several muscle cars that have made that much and even more so go suck a fat one.
YOU ARE BITCHES
by Bro Hater April 26, 2006
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Country music

A deadly disease that spreads throughout america. It has taken the lives of 50 million people.
by Balls Obama June 17, 2022
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muscle

1) Noun dating to the sixteenth century meaning manpower

2) Fibre based-tissue under the skin that contracts upon electric signals being recieved, therefore moving the skeleton.

3) See muscle car

4) Penis

5) power
We have the armed muscle to to the heist

My bicep muscle is hurt

muscle cars suck

my muscle is pumpin, hehehehe

feel the muscle of the new regime!
by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004
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Shit Music

Shit Music is anything that you can't fucking stand listening to that kills your ears
Lou Reed is the definition of Shit Music with his album "Metal Machine Music"
He got stoned and decided to make his tunes out of guitar feed back, its guarenteed after a few minutes to make you want to commit suicide
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Christian Music

Music lacking in self expression and feeling. Like the Jonas Brothers, only made moreso for the soccer moms and the eight year olds.

"Yes Jesus Loves Me"... badly played.

The type of crap you get when you go to some kids youth group and everyone's swaying with their eyes closed singing a stupid song.
Christian Kid - YEAH! Jesus!
Normal Person with a Soul - That's cool... I wrote a song.
Christian Kid - Nope... nope... This has drug references in it...
Normal Person with a Soul - Okay... How about this one?
Christian Kid - I can't play this... It says damn.
Normal Person with a Soul - Well... what do you have?
Christian Kid - I've got Casting Crowns and an original that I wrote... "You built my faith up and stuff... I freaking love you"
Normal Person with a Soul - That sounds like everything else you write and listen to...
Christian Kid - I KNOW! It's totally Christian Music!
by Koffing September 10, 2009
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