Max

Max is a shortned for of maximum, leading everyone to belive his dick size maximum in how tiny it is

I'm actaully just talking about a friend, any Max's out there, don't take it personally

by Big Boi Yes December 7, 2020

max

max is a boy that you only find once in a lifetime. probably once in a million lifetimes. most people aren’t able to see who max is, i mean really see him. he feels everything so deeply that it’s often impossible to express. max has these ethereal blue eyes that hold more pain, love, and desire - be careful, or you’ll get lost in them for hours. his smile is so unbelievably beautiful that you’ll wish he was always happy, always smiling that gorgeous smile, but he won’t be. max, for all the joy he feels, often feels pain as well. he gets lost in himself, in his thoughts and emotions. when this happens you just have to hold him and love him through it, love him through absolutely anything (i promise, it’s worth it). make sure to give him lots of cuddles, ride shotgun any chance you get, listen to all of his music (it’ll tell you a lot about him), and always make sure he feels safe and loved. watch the sunset with him, preferably by the water, and stay there with him until the stars come out and blanket the night sky. kiss him while it rains, hold his hand every chance you get, and let his heartbeat lull you to sleep when you lay your head on his chest. max has dreams, goals, and hope for the future. if you’re lucky enough to be apart of those dreams, show him that you’ll do what it takes to make them come true. he’s been hurt before, so don’t let it happen again. if you happen to find him, love him with everything you have, it will be the best adventure you’ve ever been on.

max? oh yeah, i’m in love with that dude.

by kmoneyxo April 13, 2020

Max Johnston

a dick, unloved by all

max Johnston is unloved

by yologirl27 July 1, 2017

max hebden

Max hebdon is a top bloke, his hobbies consist of having hoes, walking around in his tech fleece and trapstar, acting like he runs the streets of essendon. he enjoys telling stories of his past steetfighting career. he lives off his daddy’s money and likes to flex his boujee items. he is known around here to be a ladies man having to fight off all the hot women everyday

Do you know max hebden?

Yes ofc, he is a top bloke with so many mates

by hehfheicjsjcie July 8, 2023

Maxxing

Maxxing means to "do the most of." It can be added after any word.
Looksmaxxing: attempting to appear more attractive (exercising, mewing, etc)
Smellmaxxing - to try to smell better (perfumes, cologne, etc)
Jelqingmaxxing - to try to get a bigger penis (self explanatory)

Usually added at the end of a word.
Incel 1 - Bro have you seen incel 3? He started jelqingmaxxing and his 1 inch penis turned into a 1.1 inch penis!
Incel 2 - No way!!!

by sidobelei December 26, 2023

Max

A very smart person. Max has always right and he is just generaly great.

Look over there, at that hunk. His name must be Max

Look over there, at that hunk. His name must be Max

by Carl-johan Dahlberg November 28, 2018

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB)

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy refers to a process or agency that does its best to complicate and confuse what should be a straight forward action. Antonym of “efficient” and “expedient.”

Manually entering the same new hire data in a Sharepoint site, spread sheet and attached email form shows the U.S Postal Service operates on a Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB) philosophy.

by anonymous April 12, 2022