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Matthew Thorpe

He is a sexy mofo who pulls all the bitch around. He is handsome as hell, he has a huge cock and all the ladies are trying to hoop on it at party’s.
by Bella Trevor January 25, 2022
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Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)

A bitch, a short ass mothafuker, he probably is packing a good 1.2 inch clock, matthews are not very intelligent but they believe they are.
Bro1: Yo should we invite him to the party

Bro2: nah man his names is Matthew

Bro1: ugh thats gross, we should leave

Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)
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MATTHEW

HIM AND KLESCH SHARE A BRAINCELL AND HE LIKES TO SET STUFF ON FIRE
"WHY IS THERE A WHITE BOY SAYING THE N WORD" "MUST BE MATTHEW"
by KLESCH January 31, 2022
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Matthew

A good person, unless your talking about me, then a real shitty person
Me: There is only one bad Matthew, and its me
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Matthew

I need to tactical spoon with Matthew to stay warm
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Matthew Smiles

A dude who got solod by a pillar
You know Matthew Smiles?” “Yeah i heard he died to a pillar
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Matthew

Matt is a very unwelcome child he is shit. But he usually like a girl that’s named michele.
John: yoo it’s matthew
michele: SO HOTTRRRT
by nazihater10208 February 3, 2022
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