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magic dirt theory

Likely a strawman created by the far right to make racial/ethnic egalitarians look like silly, naive magic believers.

Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.
A: "Different races and ethnicities are still part of the same species. Any non appearance or cultural based differences are too small to count any race or ethnicity as actually better than others."

B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"

A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"

B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"

A: "Another day another troll"
by Silicosis9324 July 19, 2024
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Magic Using Junta

Someone who is a heavy liar, or is over confidant in themselves, to the point of extremism. Derives from a fake Yu-Gi-Oh card called "Black Cows Magician".
Bro, Will was Being such a Magic Using Junta today.
by V1rginEarz February 25, 2024
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magic lamping

Awkward pose when a person puts his/her hand on the stomach of his/her significant other when there is no baby in there. Not cute.
*Sees engagement photo*

"The ring is nice, but she's totally magic lamping. I can totally make out his beer belly."
by realisttttt January 23, 2013
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magic rub

What your Mom gives you when you make a mistake.
"Hey sweetie, you keep messing up a lot. Here's a Magic Rub." - Mom
by MagicRub Lover September 17, 2017
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pussy magic

when a mf is so ugly and gets pussy yk it’s gotta be some kinda magic
Trent is so ugly, but he still gets bitches. Must be that pussy magic!
by not paris hilton <3 July 1, 2022
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fish hook magic

the ability of a dude to catch & reel in a chick
did you see jim last night? he used his fish hook magic on that girl & bam, in the car.
by officespacejk May 27, 2009
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Meth Magic

When a meth head appears out of no where
Yo I coulda sworn they stepped out for a second how did I not notice them walk past me beaming ? Meth magic bro
by Mrdancodered94 October 7, 2022
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