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Magic Jeffrey

The act of sticking the rim of a glass bottle into one's rectal cavity proceeded by defecating into it. After the turd has come out of the butt, the user must now turn upside down so the turd that was recently inside them, is now back where it belongs.
I went to a party where I had to do a "Magic Jeffrey". Suffice to say, I didn't shit for five days.
by Michael Veerman November 22, 2011
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Meth Magic

When a meth head appears out of no where
Yo I coulda sworn they stepped out for a second how did I not notice them walk past me beaming ? Meth magic bro
by Mrdancodered94 October 7, 2022
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magic merge

The act of merging onto a limited-access highway without checking mirrors or getting to proper speed; usually involves following the white line all the way into regular traffic by a driver oblivious to other vehicles on the road.
"On the way to work this morning I almost got in a wreck when this bitch just magic merged right in front of me!"
by terafunker July 19, 2009
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The Magical Boon

The magical boon is an almost infinitely powerful deity that often takes the form of a 2 dimensional sleek black sonic except for its mouth and eyes which are human and B&W. He is the brother of the all knowing god Jfeph. The magical boon can only be summoned by beating up somebody wearing a mask of his face. Unless you give him a good reason not to; he will chase you down and kill you. It can be any dimension (as in 3d/2d/4/d) its true form is every size, shape and color and if you saw it in person you would die instantly, he instead uses an internet meme he likes called It’s Not Your Headphones as an appearance. You can only beat it by showing it a clock on JESUS O’ CLOCK which happens for 1 minute randomly once a year. If you do it it leaves back to the dimension of concepts (similar to the aether). If you are near it ominous and deep erhu music plays. When it goes in for the kill the low music turns to a screechy high pitched erhu noise that is arpeggiated. It once resided in a glove called: the boon, which is how it got its name. It was released from said glove when it was cast into the fires of the despicable mountain. It is one of the only creatures that don’t die when looking into Jfeph’s face (because of how it is the most ugly thing possible)
the magical boon just killed zach
by Magicalboon March 13, 2025
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Magic Skittle

Magic skittle is the street name for an ecstasy pill. Magic Skittle is also the name of a rapper on soundcloud.
by BigSkittle August 18, 2014
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Adults Only Magic Show

An incredible array of hilariously raucous comedy, mind-bending illusions and stunningly dangerous stunts.
Yes, I have booked my tickets for Adults Only Magic Show!
by stewface November 24, 2021
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simply magic

The art of failing to create an optimized modpack
Simply magic is really unoptimized
by TotallyNotMerj October 21, 2017
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