Luke

wild Lukes are often found in the Middle School forest. These creatures are often described by researchers as fatherless, short, homophobic beings. Lukes diets are often made up of Chick Fil A and a bit of water, as that is all they need. If you have a pet Luke, make sure to feed it often, or else it will bite you.

Person 1: what is that terrifying being?
Me: Its.. a Luke

by shrekussy March 30, 2023

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luke-ing

Faking that you are high; pretending you are high to make others think you are cool. (originated from my friend luke, who is well known for faking drunk when me and a friend gave him non-alcoholic soda, saying it was vodka and he started to say "i feel tipsy" or "im drunk as fuck".

"Is John high?"

"No, he's just luke-ing."

by laiflafd March 4, 2018

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Luke

If you are a luke then you probally are gay and suck alot of dick. Other than that lukes are smart and are a real bitch magnet (although gay)

"Yo Lukes surrounded by a bunch of girls over there!"
"He probally doesnt like any of them."

by littlemissduck November 2, 2022

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Luke Moran

A big fat ugly bully who thinks he runs spenny cause his dad is rich, this man thinks he is better than everyone but really just bites kids toe nails, his dad will put his jumbo John sausage up your bum if you go in his house, he also loves kids bum, if you see a Luke Moran run

There’s a Luke Moran you best run

by Big dirty paki June 21, 2020

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