July 11

July 11 is the worst day ever. This day is always gloomy and rainy. It’s when the worst of the worst are born. If you are born on July 11, you probably enjoy torturing people, have a bad personality, and like anchovies on pizza. If you know someone born on July 11 cut them out of your life, before they ruin it.

Boy: Ew, look at that girl.
Boy 2: Yeah she was born on July 11.

by Jordablizz November 27, 2023

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July 9th, 2024

The incident, the day it was lost.

Alright class please open your books to page 223 where we will be going over the horrific incident of July 9th, 2024.

by ThatOneBlasianKid July 9, 2024

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July 17

The day that the legendary couple Yonnie T and Bryson B started dating

Yonnie and Bryson started dating on July 17th 2022

by yonnie2raww September 20, 2022

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July

The time of year people go on vacation and don't think about basketball or sports they aren't playing on vacation.

Guy in July nowadays- Thank god the NBA Finals are over and done with, having them in July is like having the Super Bowl on Christmas or New Years, silly bullshit somebody would do/have done to prove they can (to prove they have the power to do it and people should at least respect their bank account if they are not going to respect them).

by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021

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July 8th 2050

The day Thur United Kingites of Thur Krown or the UKK invade Papua New Guinea. This is the date it will happen or it may be on the leader's birthday, it depends if they get lazy.

Random: "What's happening on July 8th 2050?"
Kingite of Thur Krown: "We're invading Papua New Guinea"
Random: "Why?"
Kingite of Thur Krown: "Because Thur Krowned Head, Yurius Guderian, said so 2 years ago"

by apollyon zero bitches January 4, 2025

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