Friend: "happy birthday!"
Birthday girl: "thanks! Do I get a present?"
Friend: "no"
Birthday girl: "aw"
Friend: "didnt you hear? Your birthdays on July 26 which means you dont get a present! Haha"
Birthday girl: "thanks! Do I get a present?"
Friend: "no"
Birthday girl: "aw"
Friend: "didnt you hear? Your birthdays on July 26 which means you dont get a present! Haha"
by Avvavava July 06, 2021
Sarah "Hey, Derek can I get a booty pic it's July 17th"
Derek "Fine Sarah." *Derek sends Sarah a booty pic.
Derek "Fine Sarah." *Derek sends Sarah a booty pic.
by Light9ight July 17, 2024
July 17th is national handjob day
Boy: Hey homie, you know what day it is?
Other boy: July 17th?
Boy: you know what that means
Other boy: damn right it's national handjob day
Other boy: July 17th?
Boy: you know what that means
Other boy: damn right it's national handjob day
by Godly chicken July 13, 2022
by Joshua someone June 19, 2017
Julie Inman Grant Is the Australian Esaftey Commissioner, She is responsible for all censorship on the web, In video games and movies inside Australia ever since 2017.
She has called for the banning of countless games for abhorrent violence and topics even though it has been proven time and time again that they don’t cause real violence and have no correlation to real events whatsoever.
She is a threat to personal liberty and freedom of speech.
She is a fugly old geriatric bitch with a heart of stone and someone should check her fucking brain.
She has called for the banning of countless games for abhorrent violence and topics even though it has been proven time and time again that they don’t cause real violence and have no correlation to real events whatsoever.
She is a threat to personal liberty and freedom of speech.
She is a fugly old geriatric bitch with a heart of stone and someone should check her fucking brain.
Person one: Did you know that Julie Inman Grant Banned the game postal 2 on April 23rd 2024 because of the stabbing that happened in that shopping mall in Sydney Australia?
Person Two: Woah, What an authoritarian bitch!
Person one: Yeah I know right?
Person Two: Woah, What an authoritarian bitch!
Person one: Yeah I know right?
by JulieInmanGrantIsAfuckingBitch May 23, 2024
by Molmoo July 22, 2022