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Jordan is a Tall Sexy Mexican Guy who will always grab your attention no matter what
Who’s that dilf over their? that’s Jordan
by Tzrezy April 5, 2022
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jordan is a dick sucker who doesn't know how to fucking keep it in his pants and needs to get fucking nuderderd.💅💋
"ugh that bald boy look like a jordan."
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Jordan

White Guy: Shut up you ugly Jordan!

Black Guy: That’s offensive
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Wow he has gibt ears like the keebler hes a jordan.
by brock felt sad April 14, 2022
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pulling a jordan

when u have brown hair and can't go 5 mins without making a sexual joke
pulling a jordan is when people ask you literally anything and you just HAVE to ruin the mood

jacob: "hey jordan what's up?"
jordan: "my ass."
jacob: "fuck you."
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me: hi
jordan: hi
by Fake Repster November 16, 2021
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Jordan

An amazing person that deserves better. Usually touch-starved, and has had their heart broken more than once. Jordans are really loyal, and won't leave your side- as long as you don't leave theirs. They're probably into some weird fandom that they rant to you about all the time. Probably surprisingly good at video games, secretly loves to read, and is really creative. Don't be afraid to ask them out; they're usually really approachable and will try to start a conversation with you.

Bonus if they're part of the LGBTQ+ community in some way. Even if they insist they aren't, they probably are.
Wow, Jordan is so cool - I wish I could hangout with them more often
by darkchallengerr November 21, 2021
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