The Jordan

When you’re getting that dome that goes absolutely ballistic where you need to stretch out with one arm up and saying “holy shit I’m doin the Jordan”

Brian: Was the head good?

Taylor: Yeah that shit made me do the Jordan

by Goofy Shower Boy February 2, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is a person who knows how to show love and affection, who can make you happy even when you are at your lowest, who makes you look forward to the day ahead, who gives you a reason to want to say “I love you”.

#1: “I love you Jordan.”
#2: “I love you too.”

by someone_who_loves_someone April 16, 2023

Jordan

My little sugar cane that I love with all my heart-

-ian

Jordan is adorable

by Abiglee February 20, 2021

jordan

A man obsessed with strait boys

He is a Jordan.

by Poopie145 August 28, 2023

Jordans Mom

I can describe her in one word Hot

You know that kid Jordan. Well jordans mom is sooo hot

by Yeeeeboyyyy June 11, 2019

Jordans

Slang for semen.

I kicked her in the face with my Jordans. I nutted in her face. ; She wanted jack me for my Jordans. She wanted me to nut in her.

by D.Will83 June 15, 2021

Jordan

Huge dick. But takes penis enlargement pills

JORDAN HAS FAT DICK

by Jfosnw December 1, 2021