Jesus Juice

Cum

I just ejaculated Jesus Juice

by Lil Chodey August 31, 2018

The Jesus Wheel

The Jesus wheel a frase from the term "Jesus take the wheel". It is used in a bad situation where you call it out to be able to get threw your problem. It was also used in a song by Carrie Underwood.

Guy: "OMG WE ARE ABOUT TO DIE"
Other guy: "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!"
Guy: " since we are in a bad situation we will use the Jesus Wheel!"

by Jo Ritter West September 23, 2017

Rappin’ For Jesus

A American song to encourage Highschool kids to be Christian, you might know it for:
“That’s Why Jesus Christ is my {N-Word}”

Highschool Kid: *Does absolutely nothing*

The Christian dudes: Listen to Rappin’ For Jesus

by Markalius February 5, 2020

jesus-kun

The hottest discord user to ever exist!

other known as jesus-kun#1105

oh to be jesus-kun

by spoopi November 19, 2020

jesus gum

the gum that is sold at Sport's Authority.

eat jesus gum making you better feeling.

by TAcoBoXXX July 6, 2007

screaming jesus

a shot that consists of bacardi 151 along with Tabasco sauce and pepper.
This drink will hit ur stomach make you puke, bunn ur inside..and make you scream for Jesus (Help)!!!

to end ur night quick..drink a screaming Jesus!!

by +E-Man January 12, 2008

Jesus bread

A supposed organic, gluten-free or other superfood product that makes extravagant claims.

I'm a hypochondriac and had ulcers and chronic diarrhea but a loaf of that Jesus bread fixed me right up.

by Twill_1 December 22, 2008