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Jake

Jake is that hot looking guy who every girl falls head over heels for. He is usually tall dark and handsome and very athletic. He acts like a right perv and basically treats girls like he treats tissues. He uses them then throw them away. He will sweep any girl of there feet and is as popular as fozen. If ever you fall for him don't because he is just another fuck boi.
Person 1) "ooo look at him. He is fit as"
Person 2) "dont fall for him its a jake"
by Alittlebee July 14, 2019
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

The shortest man on Earth. He is gay for Marcus. He has to use a diaper because he can’t use the toilet
Omg that’s Jake he’s so musty run Marcus!
by penjs June 9, 2020
mugGet the Jakemug.

The Wet Jake

When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.

They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.
I cant wait to hang out in a basement and get The Wet Jake.
by Checkoff April 17, 2024
mugGet the The Wet Jakemug.

Jake may

Someone who is attracted to men and/or his mother
Jake may likes aiden juan!
by BLMisTerrorist September 10, 2020
mugGet the Jake maymug.

Jake Hinson

a very sexy lad with black bits on his teeth
eee that is jake hinson
by JAMIE GAREY IS BIG January 20, 2020
mugGet the Jake Hinsonmug.

Jake

A large pile of cats cum.
"David likes sticky Jake all over him"
by 3 6 9 February 19, 2019
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Jake

Means a very fat penis that is short and fat in Zimbabwean :) it also means chode in Ugandan
Damn boy that dude must have a Jake
by ItchyRick March 20, 2019
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