jackson

he is the equivalent of hagrid, but as an iridescent gamer who lacks vitamin sunlight

jackson stop playing cod ur addicted

by French Fries Aren't French June 17, 2020

Jackson

A nice, charming, funny, cute, shy boi
or
A crazy ass nigga who wears black air forces and would probably hold you at gunpoint, take your money, rape your girl, find out we’re your house is, stomp on both you, and then shoot you. Then he would go to your house, do your mom, kill your dog, kill your mom, steal everything, dig up your grave and burn it in the house.

Wow, that guy is so cute and funny… but he’s so shy.
Yeah, he is 100% named Jackson.

DAMN THAT WHITE NIGGA JUST STOMPED OUT TYRONE AND HIS GANG!
HE HAS BLACK AIR FORCES!
Naw my nigga I’m running!

by Grenserver March 7, 2022

Shitty Coin Michael Jackson

When you put a coin up your asshole and run around screaming “HEE HEE”

“Bro, did you see Tom at the party last night!?”

“Yeah, he had too much to drink and started doing the Shitty Coin Michael Jackson..”

by PhantomCummer April 9, 2024

The Jackson 5

General time period measure in years, usually seen as beginning around one's 8th birthday and ending around one's 13th, when young boys would have been the most attractive to Michael Jackson.

I wanted to hang out more with Bobo the Chimp at Michael's house, but MJ told me that now that I was 14, I was no longer in the Jackson 5.

by dangerbot3000 April 1, 2020

Jackson middle school basketball team 2018-2019

A complete shit team who can’t win any fucking games except for the shit academy teams.

The Jackson middle school basketball team 2018-2019 is so bad.

by I wanna die 2.3 January 30, 2019

Jackson

A person that strangles a cat.

Person: "You're such a jackson fuck"

by XynTbi December 1, 2020

Brooke jackson

Brooke Jackson is the most amazing woman you will ever meet even though she might be a little short and a little weird but one day she will come across a guy named chris. Brooke Jackson will not know it yet but Chris has dreamed of her every night when he goes to sleep. He never knew it was Brooke Jackson until he lived his dreams

Brooke Jackson is my world I love you baby girl

by Urking October 2, 2020