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Jordan

White Guy: Shut up you ugly Jordan!

Black Guy: That’s offensive
by mrdrdre April 10, 2022
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jordan

Wow he has gibt ears like the keebler hes a jordan.
by brock felt sad April 14, 2022
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pulling a jordan

when u have brown hair and can't go 5 mins without making a sexual joke
pulling a jordan is when people ask you literally anything and you just HAVE to ruin the mood

jacob: "hey jordan what's up?"
jordan: "my ass."
jacob: "fuck you."
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Jordan

The gassest batch you will ever meet ;)
Damn Jordan you are one gassy lesbian! Now eat me out
by P3TTY.C0R3.aka.Jordan December 1, 2020
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Jordan

Guy 1: Yo where are my yeezys
Guy 2: Jordan Stole em
Guy 1: FUCK
by aaronlong0712 November 10, 2020
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Jordan P

Most jealous person ever, loves to simp over his friends gf, if he could he would cheat on his best friend with his gf. Is a really good friend, but a massive SIMPPPPPPPPPPPP
Omg stop being so jealous jordan P
Jordan P is such a simp
Jordan P is so jealous
by Your-mum-super- fat1234 November 17, 2020
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Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!
Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!
by George Longfield November 19, 2020
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