"the suspense is killing me"
by Arminkshipper June 30, 2025
Get the Killingmug. To explain a joke or overanalyse any source of humour, especially when doing so renders it unfunny.
Taken from the expression commonly ascribed to E.B. White: "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process."
Taken from the expression commonly ascribed to E.B. White: "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process."
Joke teller: "haha, do you get it? Because that's the only reason a chicken would reasonably WANT to cross a road, regardless of any extra context."
Joke recipient: "way to kill the frog..."
Joke recipient: "way to kill the frog..."
by ruby_wired September 28, 2023
Get the kill the frogmug. What most expect a tactical nuke, preferably a nuclear ICBM, they get scammed and are either given one of two things:
Scars.
Partial-complete insanity.
Scars.
Partial-complete insanity.
Sergeant Rudolf Steiner, one of the squad leaders of the 0th Penal Battalion: “After I killed so many enemies, maybe even obtaining a 25 Kill Streak, I expected a tactical nuke, but only got PTSD.”
by Swordhero August 20, 2024
Get the 25 Kill Streakmug. by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Follow My, I, Angel JOse RObles' Steps ANd I, ANgel JOse RObles WIll Kill YOu<.7.9.7.6.>mug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake February 28, 2025
Get the 《¤》I 《¤》Promise《¤》You《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》You《¤》mug. Wow! You didn't read the rems at all, did you? This would constitute "Failing to adequately make a concerted effort to keep me alive."
by Hym Iam March 24, 2025
Get the Kill or imprisonmug. By far the best Metallica album followed by Ride the Lightning and Master Of Puppets. Kill 'Em All thrashy, melodic, had blistering solos, and I just love everything about the album. Also, Hit The Lights is my favourite Metallica song and probably the best opening to an album in the history of music. It's full of raw energy. Dave Mustaine also wrote some of the riffs which is pretty telling because if you listen to Mechanix by Megadeth and The Four Horsemen side by side, then you can tell Dave wrote the riff.
Songs in order:
1. Hit The Lights
2. The Four Horsemen
3. Motorbreath
4. Jump In The Fire
5. Pulling Teeth (Anaesthesia)
6. Whiplash
7. Phantom Lord
8. No Remorse
9. Seek & Destroy
10. Metal Militia
Songs in order:
1. Hit The Lights
2. The Four Horsemen
3. Motorbreath
4. Jump In The Fire
5. Pulling Teeth (Anaesthesia)
6. Whiplash
7. Phantom Lord
8. No Remorse
9. Seek & Destroy
10. Metal Militia
Kill 'Em All is not only the best Metallica album, but the best album in music history. Not one bad song in it.
by UltimateDoge January 1, 2025
Get the Kill 'Em Allmug.