Wood Bruise

The soreness following up a good fuck.

Girl 1:Man my boyfriend fucked me so hard last night.
Girl 2: Are you wood bruised?

by GairBear March 1, 2013

Wood Burner Tattoo

The scars / burn marks which one receives on their wrist or forearm from attempting to jam too large a piece of firewood into a small wood stove.

If you already have 5 wood burner tattoos before Christmas you should either drink less or cut your firewood smaller.

by Definerofdefinitions October 4, 2023

North Woods Nimrod

Renown cannibal and resident of the wilderness of Green Bay, Wisconsin. Long time pals with a slender man and Rumor has it he has had babies with 8 different species. Huge packer backer but hasn’t been seen in decades. Some say he’s just a legend, others say the man is Brett Favre.

“During the winter of 2009 the Green Bay city council issued a mandatory curfew after the North Woods Nimrod took a lunch break to the local elementary school.”

Green Bay, Wisconsin
Packer backer
Brett Favre

by Bichael Newhouse April 21, 2018

Woods

An absolute legend that made my childhood.

Did you see Woods in the new cod?

by Fretfulbird39 January 16, 2023

Wood slut

A slut for wood, loves wood paddle spankings and shlopping all over that rich wood. Especially loves some wood smut.

How much wood could a wood slut slut if a wood slut could slut wood

Dirty little wood slut

Andrew was such a slut for wood. He's a wood slut

by Aaron McKipps January 16, 2024

Wood bitch

Typically a blonde you meet while collecting fire wood give you the stink eye because she is jealous

So I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and in comes wood bitch and her sisters giving me the stink eye

by Trueforce April 18, 2022

Real wood

A penis.

Sally is stressed out and needs real wood.

Sally is excited to ride the real wood.

by Chikaflakapat July 13, 2016