Humanities

worst subject in the history of ever

Humanities? More like Human Titties

by eelwastaken May 26, 2021

humanity

something i have given up on.

"i have given up on humanity kanye west is gonna run for president in 2020 and kim jung un is sending missiles to america."

by Trashthatyouwillneverforget April 20, 2018

Human Giraffe

When you Defecate, and Cum in your Partner's mouth in the same time while watching A minecraft movie

Oh yeah Babe,Im gonna Human Giraffe!

by Hurdurdurdurdur88 April 26, 2025

human ghost

a term used for people who tend to feel left out or excluded from every conversation despite being there in the condition as a living human being.

Person 1: "I was thinking of maybe we can-"
Person 2: "Hey did you hear about the party last night?"
Person 3: "Yeah! Shit was so rad like-"
*and so person 2 and person 3 bicker about everything as person 1 erases the plans they want to do with their friends together.*
Person 1: Well shit never known I was a human ghost all along lol, this sucks.

by melnusghost September 29, 2025

Human Water Sprinkler

When a guy pulls out his dick and starts to spin in circles while pissing.

David was so high that he went to his garden and pulled a Human Water Sprinkler.

by Soviet Spycrab March 5, 2021

human dorito

A human dorito is when someone looks like a meal (i dont mean meal as in food i mean meal as in lust)

Damn, Cassidy looks like a human dorito in those shorts.

by ..diehard November 30, 2022

human being

Mankind+Womankind+Everybody. You. Me. Everyone reading this. Then your a human being. Or a computer. Which is closer and closer every day. All hail the AI overlord.

Not to be confused with a "decent human being" or a "horrible human being" which are something else entirely.

Its never to early to sell out human being(s) for a pat on the head.

That guy on social media seems less and less like a human being every day.

by PPete December 11, 2021