The act of a UK prostitute coming up to someone with male genitalia and fondling the penis and balls. This phrase can be also be used as a joke when touching the underside of something.
Hank: Dude, I met a prostitute in London last week.
Alistair: Oh yeah? Did she give you a How's Your Prime Minister?
Hank: Yeah she did. Had one hell of a grip too for a girl.
Alistair: Maybe you should have given "her" a How's Your Prime Minister back.
Alistair: Oh yeah? Did she give you a How's Your Prime Minister?
Hank: Yeah she did. Had one hell of a grip too for a girl.
Alistair: Maybe you should have given "her" a How's Your Prime Minister back.
by hoehusher September 26, 2023

a song that goes something like this
u u stare right in through some window to Ur right as he goes left u stay right between the lines of fear and blame u behind to wonder why u came
where did I go wrong I lost a friend somewhere along in the bitterness and I would've stayed up with u all night if I knew how to save a life. There is more lyrics but u can't remember the rest of them
u u stare right in through some window to Ur right as he goes left u stay right between the lines of fear and blame u behind to wonder why u came
where did I go wrong I lost a friend somewhere along in the bitterness and I would've stayed up with u all night if I knew how to save a life. There is more lyrics but u can't remember the rest of them
random person: Searches up how to save a life on urban dictionary for some reason
random person: wait I never knew that was a song
random person: wait I never knew that was a song
by random sad human December 21, 2022

A statement Kelly Dodd states after she puts someone in their place and had their tail put between their legs
by Fackaffspecialist March 27, 2025

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Curiel Whomever Uriel <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Danielle Leigh Curiel Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025

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<Sentence>Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Would You Interpersonally Communicate And Not Know How To Get Out Of People's Live<Sentence>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊
Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023
