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The Flying Buttress

Although the term has been solely expressed in architectural design during the Gothic Age, the Flying Buttress lends itself to be further extrapolated.

The Flying Buttress is an advanced sexual move performed by couples where the woman "flies” while being sodomized anally. To fully define the physical act see below. It can be performed by all variations of the two genders.

Couples start by standing close, the man behind the woman. He inserts his erect penis into his partner’s ass and holds her by the waist. With the aid of the man, the woman jumps up and swings her legs around his waist, and gripping him with her thighs, while he guides her body, lifting her up sliding his hands into:

1. A full-nelson,

2. Holding both breasts,

3. Grabbing her hair,

4. Rubbing her clit whilst the other hand performs a cowboy hee-haw motion in the air (Pro-tip: cowboy hat). Or raises both arms once she is secure. Like figure-skater.

By its own genesis, this is an unusual physical act. Even if confident please proceed with caution.

The Flying Buttress’ finally: Her hands in the air, he spins them around. Celebrating as if Elgar's "Pomp and Circumstance" is playing (pro-tip). And may ye speak the twilled words of Othello:

'Farewell the neighing steed and the shrill trump,
The spirit-stirring drum, th'ear-piercing fife,
The royal banner, and all quality,
Pride, pomp, and circumstance of glorious war!'
Cindi: Announcement! Did you sluts see my TikTok?

Basic Bitches: OMG NO!
Cindi: That's cuz I haven't posted it!! Ya bendable Barbie trash!! lol. BUT no cap I wanted all you used-up holes to know First. FREAKIN. Hand.
Basic Bitches: STFU! FIRE! Tell us! Spit it out ya slut! Lol Lol Lol!
Cindi: Well…I told my husband that he can fuck my shit pipe after we were married. So, on our honeymoon, we celebrated our "union" lol, by doing the Flying Buttress at the resort.

Basic Bitches: NO. FUCKING. WAY!!!
Cindi: Get this ya flock-a-cock-pukers...Everyone was so impressed by us they clapped!! Zack, that hunk of dinero, spun me around and fucked my ass so good. Everyone was super jelly!!!
Basic Bitch: That's so romantic! I heart you two so freakin much!!!
Cindi: Well, I'm happy AF but, TBH, I still can't walk right, my peach is so bruised from all the ass-fucking we did.
Basic Bitches: Talking to themselves after immediately losing interest when Cindi is relating something that is personal and isn't "fire".

Cindi: Hey, I think this group of 3-hole, clown-faced, cum-snorters, who got the Addys!!!!
All Basic Bitches: Triggered by the call for Adderall, the troupe regain consciousness and continue to enjoy their Sunday Funday.
by The Real Dr. Nick September 23, 2023
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Double Flying Belgian bun

An attack of particular brutality where the assailant propels their victim in the air through the performance of a particularly vicious Belgian Bun, before leaping into the air and bringing their prey to earth with a second, more merciless Belgian Bun.
Good grief, did you see that? He gave Adam a double flying Belgian bun right there in the middle of the church during the Carol service.
by Dismal Scientist December 15, 2023
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Double Flying Belgian bun

An attack of particular brutality where the assailant propels their victim in the air through the performance of a particularly vicious Belgian Bun, before leaping into the air and bringing their prey to earth with a second, more merciless Belgian Bun.
Good grief, did you see that? He gave Adam a double flying Belgian bun right there in the middle of the church during the carol service.
by Dismal Scientist December 16, 2023
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Low Flying Ducks

When you are in a public restroom and you hear someone fighting for their life in the stall (i.e. stomach bubbling).
Low flying ducks in the rr!
by WagyuBandit55 January 25, 2024
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Gus Fringed

To get half of your face blown off by an old guy in a wheelchair
"Joe got Gus Fringed last night by Hector"
"Damn"
by waltrewider November 24, 2023
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Floridian Flying Spider

Noun. A variation of a flying spider in which the user waits for their victim to enter a shower, or enclosed space, and will proceed to enter said space and ejaculate their excrement onto the victim’s body, preferably the penis.
Yo bruh, after we get back to the hotel, let’s let Adam get into the shower, and then tag team him with a Floridian Flying Spider.
by Dr Dickenstein March 28, 2024
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Scary Flying Shark

An song that has the lyrics “Scary flying shark, scary flying shark bla bla bla
person 1: “have you heard of the song Scary Flying Shark!?”

Person 2: “leave me alone please you kept me in your basement for long enough.

Person 1: “oh your so silly!”
by Scary Flying Shark! December 28, 2024
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