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fag hag

an overweight (fat) girl who spends most of her days with gay boys because straight boys aren't attracted to her. she has a lot of confidence and high self-esteem because her fags always compliment her and say that she's pretty (even tho through other peoples eyes, she's really not attractive). she's the center of attention at clubs and parties and all the fags want to dance with her and get her drunk. sometimes (most of the time) the fag hag falls in love with her fag because he knows her in and out and understands her the most. also when she's intoxicated she has a habit of making out with gay boys and at times hookin up with them (getting fingered, wackin off the fag, and rarely sex but it happens) then in some rare cases a fag hag gets pregnant by a fag and says its from a straight boy cause they dont wanna look stupid. also a fag hag gets jealous when her fag hangs out with other gurls without her, or those that she doesn't know. a fag hags life is complicated because she can't fit in with the straight crowd and only feels comfortable with the fags, but unfortunately the gay world is not stable so she tries her best to stay in the loop of things so that she doesnt get replaced by a newer, younger, prettier, or somewat skinnier fag hag.
fag 1:did u hear about that fag hag who got pregnant?
fag 2:yeah i heard it's from a gay boy.
fag 1:she says its from a straight boy, but no straight guy would wanna do her, she's an ugly fat fag hag.

fag: ur my favorite fag hag
fag hag: im ur only fag hag and i cant live without u cause without u im nothing but a fat desperate loser trying to fit into society.
by retired fag hag September 16, 2008
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Fag stain

1. Another name for someone who is an asshole, douchebag, motherfucker, etc.

2. Someone who is just too cocky and flamboyant for their own good.
A: Hey, did you see Tom yesterday?
B: Yeah! What was with that pink polo with the collar popped? What a fag stain!
by WILLIEWONKAAA January 20, 2009
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fo fags

studio is fo fags
by bo bo in da backside September 27, 2003
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frag the fag

Game played against any gay person, target is usually a Fgusc. Mainly played with weaponry or archery sets.
Man we really should introduce Tom Woods to Frag the fag.
by Burrett July 23, 2004
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fag bag

A bag from a store that has a picture of a topless man on the front. This usually pertains to clothing stores such as Abercombie & Fitch.
He walked out of the store with his brand new clothes in a fag bag
by Jake Morghanasona November 10, 2006
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art fag

Typically an artist who is indifferent and or apathetic. An artist who seeks to be stereotyped as an artist. He tries to fit the mold. Wears the stereotypical artist beray, black and white striped french artist shirt. A rebel without a clue. He blatantly tries to fit the label of a artist stereotype, almost insinuating that others are not real artists except him.
Johny is such a art fag, no wonder he has no friends, that guy is such a poser. What a lamer.
by Zekio (Zee) October 25, 2007
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Theater Fag

Some douchebag (probably in high school or college) who is obsessed with theater productions and the like.

See also: Drama fag
Theater fag: Dude! I'm the understudy for the lead role!

Observer: ...What a fucking theater fag.
by Dreamcast33 January 4, 2009
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