Cracking my eggs

When something is really funny, it is "cracking my eggs".

"That joke is cracking my eggs."

by Togepi69 June 15, 2017

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Eggs and bacon royal

When you're eating a double cheeseburger while getting bomb ass head from the partner of your choosing.

She gave me the eggs and bacon Royal, best date of my life.

by Themergener September 4, 2017

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Something tagged at the end of a serious sentence to make it funny. It was originated from complete boredom and a night of Chinese food leftovers. And the need to have an escape route for something serious. Usually said in a mimicked Chinese accent, hence the no an in between like and egg.

Guy: I want to stay with you forever.
Girl: O.0.....Like egg roll!

Girl2: Me love you long time.
Guy2: Like egg roll

Guy3: It went on forever, like egg roll
Girl3: LOL! Oh your SOO funny!!!!!!"

by partytime23 January 23, 2011

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Walking Egg Mcmuffin

An obese person

That guy has so many fat rolls he looks like a walking egg Mcmuffin

by BlackMigos June 18, 2014

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egg me daddy

When someone wishes to have sperm ejaculated onto them.

Dude, Carol just texted me "egg me daddy".

by Randomnuss November 15, 2016

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egg shit tight

When something is perfection..like a crew of your closest homies partying the right way in New Orleans. A party where shitting in baskets is allowed and the boot is the only thing that can be drunk. Or as some say...extra tight.

Damn that Mario kart winning streak was egg shit tight.

by Joeybahk5000 February 5, 2018

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