dylan - he is a white guy, probably from the west coast and smells like fart dodoo, probably well known for diddyjiggles and has a girlfriend that is very cute, if u name ur child dylan, he will have a hard life.
by sillygirl2008 February 22, 2025
Get the dylanmug. My cycles is just mixed up for no reason. My hormones have rearranged.
My moods are totally out of balance.
Changes in my facial features.
I have the Dylan sickness.
My moods are totally out of balance.
Changes in my facial features.
I have the Dylan sickness.
by Gweinblydd June 28, 2023
Get the The Dylan sicknessmug. dylan can be used as a verb or an adjective. Dylan, also know as a blue waffle enthusiast does not profess one, but several trades, including but not limited to; lumberjack, welder, mechanic, landscaper, chef, bartender, east islipian and of course the one and only suze keeper. If you have 20/20 vision dylan does NOT fuck with you. although you may believe that with all these trades you might have a helping hand. WRONG. he will not. he is a rude cunt and you will know when he doesnt like you. although he pretends to hate the one and only, "chi chi". deep down there is eternal love, NO one can get in between. he has quite a "roster of bitches" lined up- dont be fooled.. despite the number,you can still be next. despite numerous attempts to break his strange addiction, this man enjoys drinking rat poison- others may refer to it as "naturdays". on an road to recovery to get over the bond he possess' with chi chi, they will constantly find their ways back to each other as they are destined for love. now a bachelor, he will roam the town on the prowl for pussy and will not stop until until he succeeds. if you try to call dont be surpised when you get a "whats up", hes probably simping.
by wildchichi120503 November 15, 2021
Get the dylanmug. The sexiest person in the world, will always stay by his pals side, this person gets all the girls and is a stoner
by Dylan Purvis February 15, 2017
Get the dylan purvismug. 
Dylan is a caring guy he is always nice to people even if he might not like them. He is the perfect guy when it comes to marriage. He is super romantic to the one he loves. He has not fear when it comes to trying new things. He is shy, so make sure to talk to him. He hides his real fears and emotions behind his smile. He has trust issues. He is scared of commitment but really wants a relationship. If you date him make sure that he doesn’t leave you. He never will willingly leave you. If he leaves you it’s because he is scared of hurting you in some way or he is insecure . CHASE HIM! He doesn’t like talking about his feelings and excepting compliments even if he wants to tell you. He just wishes he can yell at him self.
by DandelionFlower November 19, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. by Dylan Holmak January 31, 2017
Get the dylan holmakmug.