Reverse Dutch Oven

When you are in bed, waiting forever for your partner to get in with you. Exasperated, you give up and fart as they finally approach, then pull down the covers so that they get a little token of your appreciation for having to wait so long
I waited twenty minutes for her to come to bed. Now she’s going to get a reverse Dutch oven!
by mek804 February 23, 2024
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dutch oven restaurant

On a 5+ table, dropping a dollar underneath baits the unsuspecting fool and one holds him down while everyone farts at once.
On our last guys night out, the newbie got the dutch oven restaurant and gagged on his lunch under the table.
by Chuckie Sue July 23, 2022
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vaping a dutch oven

When a partner farts into the intake tube of a CPAP machine of someone sleeping and using it.
In a fit of smoldering anger, I waited until she was asleep and removed her CPAP tube and stuck it up my asshole so she could experience my burrito dinner''s methane emissions. Worse than the original, she startled awake and vomited from vaping a Dutch oven.
by Dumpkin Blow July 7, 2017
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dutch blonde

when you give a girl a dutch oven and she likes it... then asks you to do it again. then you give her a dutch dildo which she uses till it melts.
i gave my gf a dutch blonde... she's so stupid!
by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018
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Grungy Dutch

A Grungy Dutch is a dirty dutch oven. Where in someone with an unwiped bum farts or poop farts under the covers and pulls the covers over someone else's head.
She was nagging me all day so at bed time I gave her a Grungy Dutch.
by BadGuy99 October 21, 2023
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Dutch

Normally a last name, belongs to absolute dickheads who just want to shank girls and who are super involved in masturbating, gossip, butts and boobs.
'Dutch is such boy... he is great at getting the g spot...'
by OldHankyBoy April 11, 2019
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Dutch Hearse

Dutch Hearse: To smoke cigars in an enclosed motor vehicle, for the purpose of depreciating the value of said vehicle.
We bought cigars and broke into his car and used it as a Dutch Hearse.
by RageFang May 10, 2018
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