Atomic Dutch Oven 

When you and your partner each blow hard ass wind under the covers and then simultaneously pull the covers over each others' heads while yelling, "Atomic Dutch Oven!"

After eating a shitload of Taco Bell, my girl and I went to bed and gave each other an atomic dutch oven.

Atomic Dutch Oven by mastercs October 15, 2010

Reverse Dutch Steamboat 

While engaging in anal sex with your partner, ejaculate inside them. Withdraw quickly spread their bum-cheeks and get a close up of their rusty sheriff's badge.

Tell you partner you are ready then wait, as they spray out a mixture of semen and farticles all over your face.

Aye, myself and Jane performed a textbook Reverse Dutch Steamboat last night... I can still taste it.

Reverse Dutch Steamboat by Ditherer78 July 28, 2016

Crack-dutch 

A person, usually a girl, who has mental problems from using crack on a 24/7 basis and occationaly going into a ramble and accidentally sounding like she is speaking a different language.. sounds like dutch.

crackdutch: see I was going to renda eles trinifinac crimbin shniv.

her boyfriend: What are you talking about ya crackdutch

Crack-dutch by Kyle Dupree November 2, 2004

dodgy dutch marcus 

A dirty dutch "man" who never expedites orders unless they include or involve a degree of rimming. Supposedly he dislikes the idea of rimming, which seems odd considering the amount he asks for it.

"Marcus, please order XYZ immediately, or ASAP."

"Rim me."

dodgy dutch marcus by yourboss February 13, 2005

double dutch rudder 

Like a dutch rudder, but in addition to holding your own penis with the perfect grip while another person moves your arm up and down for a relaxing effort free handjob exactly how you like it. A double dutch rudder is when you do the above but also shave one of your legs and have a 3rd person move your shaved leg over your hairy leg gently to give the sensation of a women's leg while you rub one out.

Nick: hay Tushka, what are you up to tonight? I've got Ray coming over to give me a dutch rudder.
Tushka: Dude, let me shave one of your legs with my razor and I'll join in to give you a double dutch rudder. Ray can grab your arm and I'll move your shaved leg.

double dutch rudder by Benji12369 October 31, 2011

hot dutch lunch 

To defecate in someone's mouth and subsequently have them ingest the faecal matter.

I came home from school early and my mother made me a Hot Dutch Lunch.

hot dutch lunch by Pisshole August 24, 2006

double dutch 

jumping rope using two ropes swinging in opposite directions.

jumping rope is easy... but double dutch is hard!

double dutch by yo mama September 11, 2003