Door goblin

A common creature that likes to hinder doors, sideways and any other busy or crowded areas in general. When asked to step aside, the tend to ignore the request, sometimes on purpose.
It seems that the best weapon againts this beast is a solid shove.

Move or I move you, you stupid door goblin, you're blocking the way.

by Tumamafat July 11, 2020

If you kang against Rome, You open door to Mecca

A 2020s zeitgeist Roman proverb

Person 1: Bro why do oppreshun olympians of all shades support Hamas in 2023?

Person 2: Because if you kang against Rome, you open door to Mecca

by Davis Aldo November 15, 2023

Back Door Barista

The practice of drinking coffee from the rectum of a person that has taken a coffee enema.

She used the last of the coffee for her enema so I had to use the back door barista.

by Sketchy1313 February 8, 2025

Door Knob

Female anatomy (vagina) that lets 99% of the male species get their turn. . . Most female door knobs can only survive off of Dust Off.

"hey bro, have you had your turn? I know of this door knob where you can get your turn all the time!"

by Ran Through It May 16, 2015

whore to door

When you don't have to leave your room, but still manage to get a girl to come over and pound the night away

I whore to door'd this chick last Saturday

by asdfjkl;asdfjkl;asd February 3, 2014

Give it a door

When you try to type "Give it a shot," but it autocorrects to "Give it a door." Then you proceed to convince your girlfriend (Or anyone else) that it was intentional and play it off like they don't know the new, hip lingo.

Her: I want to play that one spin machine that one a lot on at chicken ranch oh also that Chinese game
You: Oh yea, definitely. We'll give those a door.

Or "Did you check urban dictionary for "Give it a door?"

by JDudeTheRudeDude June 18, 2021

out door toilet

A shit house that you put outside

Steve put an out door toilet outside to keep the flies away

by J-Dizzle shit pants February 7, 2014