Dick-Fishing

The act of editing a dick pic on Snapchat using the scissor tool to make said dick look larger than in reality ( a bit like catfishing but with a dick pic )

Person 1: he sent me a dick pic. It looks bigger than before...
Person 2: definitely dick-fishing

by Offical_dick-fishing101 February 16, 2019

Stitch dick

A derogatory term for a FTM transsexual

This fucking stitch dick tried to hit on me

by 12dajango June 3, 2018

comfort dick

The type of dick you give a girl (or boy) to cheer them up. Related to pitty fuck.

Britney: “babe my dog died”

Jeff: “so, you want that comfort dick or what?”

by comfort dicker June 4, 2018

Pickled-dick

noun,

1. a pussy-fermented penis.

2. successfully having actual heterosexual sex long enough for fermentation of the penis to begin.

Bar Goer 1: "So yah see, I was trapped inside my ex-wife's coochie so long it gave me pickled-dick, and it ain't tasted right ever since."

Bar Goer 2: "You're tellin me!"

by dandy dankler May 22, 2018

battle dick

When your dick turtles up in moments of extreme athletic combat.

Bro, homeboy almost tackled me and I got battle dick like a motherfucker.

by Dr. T. Urtle July 20, 2019

GooGoo Dick

The act of getting cummies all over your whiskey dick while tackling a growling land shark.

Aw man I got all fucked up on C4 and peppermint schnapps. I took this beast to my buddy's sister's room, laid her out but only ended up with GooGoo Dick

by Crb4590 November 15, 2019

dick tits

When a female or male titties are stretch out they look like dicks.

Dan: yo that bitch got dick tits

by mc1yoko November 15, 2019