A "Jim Dick" is something measured in inches. It's very small and one has to mostly squint to see it. It's extremely rare for a Jim Dick to reproduce. Back in the Roman times a Jim Dick was thought of a form of mental retardation and these people were executed.
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by megyqc December 16, 2011
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When you coat your dick in hand sanitizer and light it on fire. You the proceed to fuck a woman and cum before it goes out or burns the dick off.
by Biggie dick November 30, 2018
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After Max had intercourse with his hand he had major loose dick.
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