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Kurt Cobain

When you have not ejaculated for some time, and the build up causes you to get semen on your face
I Kurt Cobained myself again
by Hugh J ASS January 18, 2025
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Kert Cobain yourself

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goblin cobbler

something that is really stupid/unreasonable, but also insanely godly to comprehend.
by Bluesonic420 April 5, 2026
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Fresh cabbage

When a woman over 50 is hitting on you at an in home sales presentation and she just lays on the table, lifts her skirt up and says... fresh cabbage motherfucker!
I sold 3 windows to Mike's mom, she gave me that fresh cabbage.
by Damoneeeq22 March 17, 2025
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The cobblers bootlace

An overly long thin poop that goes on for ages, allowing you to extrude your name on a piece of paper.
''i had to sign a letter from the tax man, but unable to find a pen, i sent him the cobblers bootlace on a piece of paper''
by the grim truth April 12, 2025
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Peach Cobbler

Euphemism for someone who eats ass.
“I’m no peach cobbler, but I’d trace your taint any day of the week.”
by Felix L. May 27, 2025
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Kurt Cobain

Kurt Donald Cobain (February 20th, 1967 - April 5th, 1994), better known as Kurt Cobain, was an American musician best known for his work as the front-man of Seattle grunge group Nirvana, which he founded in 1987 with fellow musicians Krist Novoselic and Aaron Burckhard, who was later replaced with several other drummers, including Chad Channing, before in 1990, landing on Dave Grohl, 3 albums were released in his lifetime, "Bleach", "Nevermind" and "In Utero". He suffered from several ailments, including a chronic stomach ailment, he also struggled with an addiction to Heroin, which he overdosed from several times, including once in March of 1994, which resulted in an attempt to detox him, which failed when he escaped from rehabilitation, on April 5th, 1994, he shot himself with a shotgun in the greenhouse of his Seattle home, his body was discovered 3 days later by an electrician, he was 27 years old.
Person 1: who is your favorite rock singer?
Person 2: dude, Kurt Cobain, without a doubt!
by EllieLostwave October 3, 2025
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