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closet buddy 

One who hides in the closet a lot because they are not supposed to be where they are so they Must hide in the closet
Friend one: hey so I heard you and Jordan are a thing now
Friend two: nah I’m just her closet buddy because her parents don’t like me
closet buddy by angrypod147 January 26, 2019

Closet Creeper 

A closet creeper is an sexual confused person. They normally will act heterosexual around peers, and often brag on the women or men that they have relationships with. Once alone, they have the total obligation to search for a partner who will give them they gay fantasy that they desire. A guy who is a closet creeper, will date multiple women, not his race and pay them for gay sexual favors done to him, kind of like a secret agreement. The woman normally complies if the price is right, and refers the creeper to her other friends.
Keisha, sorry that I was late, I was with my CC (Closet Creeper), he came by for the usual service and to drop off my payment.
Closet Creeper by Groovious February 9, 2019

closet creative 

1) one who nurtures their creative spirit despite societal pressures to suppress it.

2) a creative individual trapped in an uncreative career/degree.
We just caught Chad doing pottery on his lunch break! Who knew he was a closet creative?

David Solomon, CEO of Goldman Sachs & recreational DJ, is the ultimate closet creative.

CLOSET HOLDER 

Someone who knows he or she is in the closet and his keeping their secret.
I was a closet holder once and I never let go either till he came out.
CLOSET HOLDER by Sklendeasy February 24, 2019

Closelish 

Closelish is the word wich was born in a bored chatroom where two friends felt like making a sentence strange until it was "eng lish", "eng" in German means "close" and that´s how "closelish" was made.
"did you mean a bear?"
"no but your guess was closelish"

Or:
"Hey, can he talk in English?"
"not really, but it´s closelish"
Closelish by what am I doing here??? February 28, 2019

Closet Shopping 

When you look through your belongings for items you don’t use to regift for a sibling, family member or close friends birthday. Basically for people who wouldn’t care it was used.
I forgot to buy my sister a gift so I went closet shopping for stuff she might want.