tired boner 

When your up early in the morning, for example for an 8 AM class and you have a boner that won't go away because your wicked tired and keep daydreaming sexual things. This shouldn't be confused with morning wood, because morning wood usually results from having to take a piss, and you have it as you wake up. The tired boner occurs when your wicked tired and wicked bored after you've been up for atleast an hour.

"This sucks dude this econ class is so boring and I'm so tired."

"I know dude I have a raging tired boner and I keep picturing Shannon Elizabeth sitting on my lap naked."

tired boner by taintalicious21 January 31, 2009

Clit Boner 

Clit boners, or also known as CB's, are when a girls clit becomes hard and aroused when she is turned on. Also can be used to describe dudes who are acting like faggots usually the ones with a tight Polo shirt on and a fake tan trying to act hard.

"Dude, we've got a bunch of clit boners in here."
"I bet that bitch has a fucking clit boner right now."
"If a dude can get a boner then chicks can get clit boners."
"That skirt is so short that I bet if she gets horny her clit boner would prop her skirt up."

Clit Boner by IUdude November 10, 2006

Coke off a Boner 

The literal act of snorting cocaine off of an individual's erect penis. Often done in desperation.

So… you wanna do coke off a boner?

Coke off a Boner by Tigonbiddies January 14, 2014

anti-boner explodaphopia 

When you expect to see something totally awesome that will result in you getting an instant boner but instead see something extremely revolting. At the instant you see the revolting material your boner explodes! This horrible affliction affects tens of people a year.

Anti-boner explodaphopia is like when some one tells you Pamela Anderson is behind you naked dildoing herself and calling your name and then you turn around as your getting a boner and see your grandmother naked shitting on a plate looking right into your eyes giving you two thumbs up and smiling.

anti-boner explodaphopia by JustARadfordKid May 22, 2009

Danger Boner

A byproduct of being in perilous circumstances and also being kinda turned on by said fact.

Dude, I just swam with a tiger shark and, damn, I got a huge danger boner.

Danger Boner by dangerbonerking August 28, 2010

Jean Boner 

You know that thing when you're sitting in down and your jeans ripple up in the crotch give the illusion of one having a small erection. Thats what a Jean Boner is.

"Dude look at Susy's crotch"

"Oh shit, she has a total Jean Boner!!!"

Jean Boner by In.The.AM October 17, 2012

girl boner 

The aroused clitoris

This porn is giving me a girl boner

girl boner by otatop February 7, 2009