The Woods aka Fresno, Texas. Southside of The City of Houston Texas. Known for its deep thick wooded areas .There are a variety of trees The thick Woods offers high coverage for the typical rebel that steals and needs to stay out of sight
by anonymous March 12, 2022

We’ve all seen horny users on the internet say “would” to a females picture . Ive combined landing a woman, woodland & wood (would & slong wood) together. Typed “Wood 🪵 Land” “ I wood 🪵 land that” ***** The wood emoji must always be used.
by Gedi @gorilla8012 December 20, 2023

by heynzen December 30, 2019

When your dick gets hard and you have nothing to stick it in, you got nothing you can do about it and you just have to live with it, you got a good ol fashion case of the cotton wood.
"I was driving down the road last night and got cotton wood, it sucked"
"My girl wasnt puttin'out last night, gave me a good ol case of the cotton wood"
"The worst thing about cotton wood, you cant jerk off in a straight jacket"
"My girl wasnt puttin'out last night, gave me a good ol case of the cotton wood"
"The worst thing about cotton wood, you cant jerk off in a straight jacket"
by freakynasty April 21, 2019

by anonymous April 18, 2025

Noun: Lacking in normal thought process.
One who has the inability to apply logic.
Has two cats & lives in Cathedral City.
One who has the inability to apply logic.
Has two cats & lives in Cathedral City.
by BJV - SF May 27, 2024
