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Glory shorts

Shorts in which you cut a crotch hole thus making shorts with a built in glory hole.
Jenna didn’t want to wear panties under her wedding dress because it would be too hard to pee, so she made herself some glory shorts instead
by Theywinwelose2 December 29, 2024
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Glory shorts

Shorts in which the crotch is cut out making a glory hole in them.
Jenna wanted to be able to pee easily during the wedding so instead of underwear she made herself some glory shorts
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Aidan Nguyen (short)

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I feel grateful for my height when I see Aidan Nguyen (short)
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Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.
"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
by Napoleonic Rat February 14, 2024
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