too jesus

1. one who is really religious

2. one who would not be a good partner due to his/her beliefs in christianity

I really like that guy but he is too jesus for me

by chaco14 June 26, 2010

jesus-kun

The hottest discord user to ever exist!

other known as jesus-kun#1105

oh to be jesus-kun

by spoopi November 19, 2020

new jesus

new boyfriend, co-worker, boss, assorted "little lord fauntleroy" trumped up, and pumped up as the new saviour!

here comes judy with her brand new jesus!

steve mcfoolsis is going to turn this office around, hes' going to be the new jesus!

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

The Jesus Wheel

The Jesus wheel a frase from the term "Jesus take the wheel". It is used in a bad situation where you call it out to be able to get threw your problem. It was also used in a song by Carrie Underwood.

Guy: "OMG WE ARE ABOUT TO DIE"
Other guy: "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!"
Guy: " since we are in a bad situation we will use the Jesus Wheel!"

by Jo Ritter West September 24, 2017

Talk with Jesus

To get things straight in one's life; to face the truth. To be blunt, frank, and outspoken. ie to yell at somebody and tell them to clean up their fucking act!

Becky had to call up Rita and have a little Talk with Jesus because she called his husband and screamed at him for two hours in Russian.

by fubsish January 28, 2010

Jesus bread

A supposed organic, gluten-free or other superfood product that makes extravagant claims.

I'm a hypochondriac and had ulcers and chronic diarrhea but a loaf of that Jesus bread fixed me right up.

by Twill_1 December 19, 2008

screaming jesus

a shot that consists of bacardi 151 along with Tabasco sauce and pepper.
This drink will hit ur stomach make you puke, bunn ur inside..and make you scream for Jesus (Help)!!!

to end ur night quick..drink a screaming Jesus!!

by +E-Man January 03, 2008