Jacob

Jacob is that one friend in the discord server who never crops his fucking memes! Hes ways raging! Watching Porn! Listening to Nightcore! And Faps to ANYTHING! Hes the person that makes the server have weird rules.

I tried telling Jacob to crop his memes

BUT HE NEVER LISTENES!

by Rhaewaffles March 8, 2020

Jacob Weibel

Jeffy and Mattyb lover. Also loves mahtomedi girls and motts

Jacob weibel has three mahtomedi girls as his top three best friends

by Skis do rn January 22, 2020

Jacob Thomas Stinson

The cutest human being on planet Earth.

Jacob Thomas Stinson is Emma’s onlyyyyy :)

by Hoochins October 23, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is a person who sucks at all video games especially fortnite, apex legends, Minecraft, and most of all fifa. He normally has a brother named Samuel who is equally bad at video games and thinks he knows everything but he doesn’t.

Jacob has never gotten a solo dub in fortnite.

by The truth about everything May 21, 2019

Jacob

Eats booty

Did you see jacob eat booty ass holes yesterday nigga?

by Poop_nuggets_cheese_balls March 9, 2022

Jacob

Jacobs are little drama starters. Believe what anyone tells them. They trust other people instead of their girlfriends and best friend. They never talk to their girlfriend about how they feel (only when their girlfriends are mad at them). They always think that their girlfriends are cheating on them with their best friends.

Jacob: Are you dating my gf
Best friend: No wtf are you talking about??

Jacob: I don't believe you

by Itz_Lily February 12, 2019

Jacob's Luck

Someone who has really bad luck. Also the name of Yes Mam's first album.

Jacob's luck, when you get into a wreck and step out of the car and get hit by another car.

by whospooch September 7, 2018