Magic Joe

A term given to well-mannered thoughtful strangers, the type of person who helps the elderly pack their shopping or tells someone in the street they just dropped their wallet. Can also
be used to describe a really cool dude.

"A Magic Joe helped my wife get to the hospital in time"
"I was getting mugged when some Magic Joe helped me fight them
off"
"This dude gave me £4 whilst I was busking today, what a Magic
Joe he was!"

by Magic Joe January 11, 2009

Joe moment

The act of sharing something that everyone already knows and presenting it like it is a new thing.

Joe posted Freezing Moon by Mayhem and pinged black hence the expression: Joe moment

by czar_of_romeris_empire August 8, 2020

Joe Certified

A term describing a particular type of woman. A "Joe Certified" woman must be over 5'10", under 110lbs, with "C" cups or larger. Hair color is not required to be blonde, but blondes do get extra points, as does that slightly slutty look.

Check out that bitch, she's 100% "Joe Certified"

by Midnightjoe July 8, 2011

cajun joe

A big hillbilly fagget who likes to fuck goats and horses in the ass. Can often be found leading unsuspecting business men into the forest to tie them up on a stump and fuck them in the ass. Notorious for stretching peoples dicks over his head and drinking horse cum.

Guy1: who's that guy over there?

Guy2: that's Cajun joe, he fucked my uncle in the ass last weekend.

by Macdaddy2607 November 25, 2013

joe up

To mess up

All this homework is gonna completely joe up my weekend.

by the93owner January 19, 2011

Farmer Joe

Some 30-40-year-old toxic dumbass who lives in the US, you should call someone Farmer Joe when someone is being toxic in your game.

Man STFU Farmer Joe!

by chillp0rtal September 28, 2020

Kentucky Joe

Drunker than everyone else.
Drinking a large amount for more than a few consecutive days, then drinking some more.
The state of being drunk the day after a night of drinking.
Passing out at work or a public function due to heavy drinking the night before.
Drinking enough at a bar that the waitress starts to bring you water everytime you order a drink.

I drank a bottle and half of whiskey last night, looks like I am going to pull a Kentucky Joe and try it again tonight!

Look at Kentucky Joe doing the head bob, man he was wasted last night.......again.

Kentucky Joe is only getting water now! That waitress isn't going to put up with his drunk ass again.

by 3dPulp March 4, 2010