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Emo Soccer

Soccer, or Football as most of the world calls it, is the most popular sport in the world.

When played by Emo's it then becomes a entirely different thing, called Emo Soccer.
Emo Soccer is basically the same as Soccer, except played by people who are dark and into all the Emo shit and such. Which greatly affects how the game is performed.

Such as when, a Emo starts running and gets their hair messed up...they will stop immediately, and begin to set their hair back into place.

Or when a Emo falls down, they will stay down.

Aswell as when a goal is scored on their side of the field, they will usally just laugh off the pain.

So, Emo Soccer is something else...something that is hard to explain really...yup

Emo Soccer is also a popular computer game aswell!
Cali: That guy over their looks extremely Emo...What's even weirder is the fact that he is on the school's soccer team!

Jessica: He plays Emo Soccer.

:P
by Emo Soccer Player :P July 27, 2009
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emo bomb

term referred to a certain type of strategy called "back dooring" in a warcraft III custom map called defense of the ancients (dota).
The only way we can win this is if we emo bomb top and bot lane.
by Jake Radinson May 21, 2008
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emo bands

emobands are quite difficult to define as lots of different genres are considered 'emo'and different 'emos' listen to different things and not one single band on this planet agrees when they are labelled emo by abunch of stupid journalists who would not know what emo was if it shoved a burning frok up thier asses
personally bands like
thursday (indie/alternative)
escape the fate
from first to last
atreyu
are kind of emo but every 'emo'is different
and yes an individual as much as you would all like to disagree
"OMFG dashboard confessional is one of the hottest emo bands around"says silly 'emo'(if one likes dashborad dont admit it ,you may get bashed by 'emos'who spend all thier time calling everyone else posers
by *lily* November 24, 2006
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Emo Poser

A person who follows every single emo stereotype in the world. ie: tight jeans (black), sweaters (red or black), suspenders, converse, band t shirts, hats, jet black dyed hair, straight hair covering their face, long sleeves (to cover their "cuts")

they usually are someone who was cool one year and then the next they completely changed to be all emo. They shop at hot topic only and try to start new trends (hiking boots, platforms, gloves, etc). They try and act very smart. They wear scarves even in summer. They like to write depressing lyrics on themselves. They listen to depressing music and like to sing it to the world

they pretend to not care and they like to act all bad ass by piercing themselves or other masochistic things like that. They are EXACTLY the same as every other emo poser, so they should really just wake up and get their own style!!!

they also are most likely gay or bisexual or pretending to be.
"Why are you wearing your sister's jeans dude?"
"Oh, didn't you hear? I'm emo now."
"....More like emo poser! Go wash that dye out of your hair, go wear looser jeans so I don't have to see your junk, take that lame piercing out, bandage up your wrists, and wash that sharpie off your arm, you damn wannabe!"
by justaguy899 May 1, 2009
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emo kid

Emo kids are just lost in music. They spend A lot of their time listening to different bands...anyway "emo kid" is just ANOTHER stero typ,e everyone is different..why label??
There is no way I can desribe "emo kid"...they dress how they wanna!
by Ashilee December 28, 2005
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emo ass

An emo girl that is really easy because of her low self confidence.
I have myspace to get that emo ass.
by TParker July 26, 2006
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emo cutters

Hardcore cutters. Don't cut for attention.
None of these other entries of emo cutters are real they all were probably made by no-lifed steroetypes who don't understand anything about emos or cutters.
by AnotherBetch May 25, 2007
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